Dear Wedding Gods
How are you doing up there in all your wedding gods glory? I'm sure you have a lot to do with the beginning of the wedding season. I know it lasts through August, but, I hope you'll take pity on me since I am very kindly planning my wedding for November. I did that out of kindness for you... oh, and so you could focus on me only. See, how nice I am?
Anyhow, I would like to thank you for taking care of those dreams. You don't know how appreciative I am of that. It's nice to get some sleep that doesn't deal with weddings. Since you did such an incredible job with the dreams, I have another favor to ask of you.
See, I need help. Particularly, I would like a fairy godmother who knows my every dreams, wishes and desires to swoop in and take care of planning this wedding and all the DIY crafts to boot. But, if you don't think you can handle that, could you give me some friends who will be living near me over the summer to do that? See, Chet isn't really into this. And he's owned up to that and I can't get him into it. Happens. And Lindsey will be living in Austin (yay!) but she also works mostly evenings... when I'm free. And Jessica, Ashton and Lindsey live in the Houston area... which isn't close to me since I am so blessed to be living in Texas. And Charlotte will be doing our invitations.
Anyway, I just need help. I really just need someone to talk to about the wedding... someone who could lovingly say "um... not a great idea, but here's what we could do to make it better".
Otherwise, this process just might kill me.