Whoa There...

Let it be said that this post will contain too much information. More than most anybody wants to know about anybody. So why am I posting it? Because I want to, and I'm not embarrassed too. So there. But, if you don't want to know a lot of information about me, don't read this. (That means you, dad.)

Okay. Seriously.

You've been warned.

My period is sporadic. It's been this way for the past 2 years or so and that's because of the hormonal birth control that I was on for 3 years. I eventually got an IUD, which I highly recommend, but my hormones were basically screwed from hell and back. I mean, I was like clockwork regular until I went on that birth control. Down to the hour regular. Ugh.

So, why am I writing about this?

Because I have been so nervous that I would get my period while we were at the wedding/honeymoon. I"m sure y'all who are reading this can imagine why this would be disappointing.... but you have no idea.

See, Chet and I live together. Shocker, right?

What I bet you didn't know is that we gave up sex in May.

That's even more of a shocker huh? Yeah well, it started as joke, and then it became a challenge becuase no one thought we could do it.

Well, my friends, we have. We are 5 weeks out from the wedding, and we are still celibate.

Take that bitches.

So, this bring us to my period. I have been paranoid. I want to have sex. No, I mean really. Really, really, really, really.

Recently, though, my period has become a bit more regular, as in the past two months, I have gotten my period on the 7th. Which, hopefully, means I will have it on the 7th of November.

Which, for those who are dense, means aunt flo will not be chillin' with us over the wedding and honeymoon.


Phew. Who thought one could be so paranoid?

via: xkcd

Us minus an elliptical dish. (We won't need it)

1 comment:

Ashton said...

So yes, I will be the only one to post a comment. Good luck. I'm rooting for you.